Friday chickenBecause it’s Friday AGAIN. And because traditions are important. In which I cover the good stuff and the hard stuff in my week, trying for the non-preachy, non-annoying side of self-reflection.

And you get to join in if you feel like it.

Right. So this was the week where we left for Germany.

This week’s Chicken is pretty much all about that.

And getting the house ready.

And reassuring people that of course, my brother will be home and there are only like, two people in the world who know my actual address, so we can really, truly stop worrying about the nonexistent Twitter Stalker Burglar. Yes.

And about the fact that I need to relearn how to speak German before my first class tomorrow.

The hard stuff

Note to self: don’t set up a class for the day after you arrive.

Not sure how I haven’t figured out that one yet. I remember the concept of jetlag, but not the experience of it.

Technical catastrophes aplenty.

The moving-of-all-my-sites to the new server has been less than smooth. Thank god we have tech pirate Charlotte on our side or I would have had to throw major temper tantrums.

The site was down. A lot. Actually, all my sites were down. And since this is … how I pay rent and support the Hoppy House family, having stuff not work was full of hard.

Also setting up the email thing was a total nightmare. As you know, I’m on email sabbatical so I don’t actually get email.

But I do have a top-secret account that only my gentleman friend and my First Mate know about and aren’t allowed to use except under very specific circumstances.

And so I didn’t notice when I wasn’t getting any email, because really, I only get about three a week. But then an important one didn’t arrive.

I wasn’t a good explainer mouse when it came time to fix this, so the tech team hooked me up with the regular accounts and not just my secret one. And then I got four hundred and thirty messages in an afternoon.

Which is why I don’t do email. Because it’s overwhelming, depressing and full of all sorts of things that I would really rather not see.

The mailbox debacle.

The way my mailbox disappeared the day before I left for Germany was beyond annoying.

Hassle hassle hassle! Still not liking it.

Travel. Stress. Ack. Eek. Etc.

Repeat as necessary.

The end of an era.

Well, not really.

But I did run out of all usable thread in my sewing kit.

This is the sewing kit I’ve had since 1994. I got it in Poland. The same trip where I got stuck in an elevator. Or as I tell it, stuck-in-an-elevator-in-Poland.

Which is totally not the same thing as getting stuck in an elevator in Switzerland. Which, for the record, has never happened. To anyone.

That might only be funny if you’ve been to Switzerland. Moving on.

The only thing left is pink thread. And light blue. All the black, brown, navy (colors that I have apparently been wearing since 1994) are done for.

It was almost a disaster, but I was saved by the fact that my gentleman friend is enormously well-prepared. And his mother is a seamstress.

The good stuff

I got to see my oldest friend!

Well, not my oldest friend. Because that would be Douglas, the 80-year old reader of this blog and most favoritest of persons.

But the friend I have had for the longest. My friend Noah, who is one week older than me and lived right down the street from me.

We run into each other every few years. Once in Madison. Once in Tel Aviv. And this week in Minneapolis.

And it was wonderful. We ate Indian food and I got to meet his ladyfriend, who is fabulous.

And more friends!

I got to see Susan Marie. I adore Susan Marie.

What a treat!

And now we’re (we = me, Selma and my gentleman friend) in Berlin with Andreas and Lars.

And making little arrangements to see all sorts of different people that we only get to see once a year, all of whom are absolutely lovely.

Improvements! Whee!

The place we stay every year is now hooked up with wireless internet, which means that my gentleman friend and I don’t have to take turns plugging in to get online.

We’ve always managed okay with the back-and-forth, but not having to do that makes internet work-life way easier. Hooray for ease. I love it.

I have two new workshops in the States.

I can’t give you details yet (soon!) but there’s some really exciting stuff coming up.

So just twirl around the room with me in the meantime.

Brötchen!

The real reason I go to Germany every year. Yum.

And … playing live at the meme beach house!

Yes, that’s a Stuism too.

My brother and I have this thing where we come up with ridiculous band names and then say in this really pretentious, knowing tone, “Oh, well, you know, it’s just one guy.”

So this week, straight from Twitter, I bring you:

Interdimensional Mailbox

Me: “Went to pick up mail and my mailbox (the one I paid for 14 months in advance) no longer exists. Interesting. And by interesting I mean ‘give me back my mail and my money, you ————-!’ and then a lot of creative cursing in Arabic.”
Shannon: “Eep — your mailbox has gone interdimensional! (Of course, I hear that Interdimensional Mailbox is just one guy).”

Nice.

And … STUISMS of the week.

Stu is my paranoid McCarthy-ist voice-to-text software who delights in torturing me misunderstanding me. I can’t stand him.

Stu got kind of beat up on the airplane. The earpiece is now a bit uncomfortable.

But he did just say, “Stew that kind oh feet up on the hair train” when I tried to tell you that he got kind of beat up on the airplane … so apparently he’s back to himself. Whew.

  • “it’s so Cisco” instead of in San Francisco
  • “Why I’m aging oak or impossibly 1 million causes” instead of I’m teaching oh, possibly a million classes
  • “the tree point rites” instead of three plane rides
  • “hand authorities” instead of and for a smooth
  • “you ass” (!) instead of new paragraph
  • “under the host’s mists” instead of under the circumstances

That’s it for me …

And yes yes yes, of course you can join in my Friday ritual right here in the comments bit if you feel like it.

Yeah? Anything hard and/or good happen in your week?

And, as always, have a glorrrrrrrrrrrrious weekend. And a happy week to come.

The Fluent Self