Fluent Self Item!A somewhat goofy mini-collection of stuff I’ve been reading, stuff I’ve been thinking about and oh, some completely random crap.

Basically the stuff that never gets mentioned here because I’m not the kind of person who can just make some teeny little point. Not into the whole brevity thing, as the Dude would say.

Actually, I’m under the strict compulsion to write ten pages about anything on my mind. So this is me. Practicing brevity.

Oh boy. Lots of stuff to read.

Item! Post No. 16 in a semi-ongoing series that may never have a point but will still continue because I can’t stop reading stuff and then writing about it.

Item! Say it now or blurt it out later!

Oh, the Communicatrix and her wonderful ways!

Seriously. I love Colleen. I like her style. I’d eat biscuits with her again and that’s not even a euphemism.

“Of course, life being the perverse sumbitch she is and the Universe having a mighty hearty sense of humor for an inanimate object or an interwoven collection of collectively-animated objects, the time when it’s most important to talk about something is when there’s a lot at stake.”

The post is called Say it now or blurt it out later! I guess I’m more of a just-blurt-it-now, so I’m probably doing it wrong. You should still read it.

*She’s @Communicatrix on Twitter.

Item! Listen to Chris Zydel!

Man. This post would have been a timely reminder for me even if all it consisted of was the title.

It’s called THE WISDOM OF NO MISTAKES: DRIPS CAN BE FUN (or at least not total torture) and oh, it’s full of fabulousness. And yes, wisdom.

Because Chris is very wise. She’s also a hardcore goofball, and I say that in a tone full of admiration.

This stuff is great for anyone who does anything creative, but it doesn’t apply just to art, of course.

“According to The Church Of Mistakes it is possible to do something wrong and mess it up to the point where you may as well just give up and forget about the whole thing.”

Also, if you’re anywhere near the Bay Area, you should definitely be taking one of her intuitive painting workshops. It’s seriously deep self-work, but the kind where you’re totally allowed to have fun.

She’s @wildheartqueen on Twitter.

Item! The Yiddischer Charleston!

I love Twitter. Can you tell?

It supplies me with no end of fascinating stuff to read, most of which I don’t. But it doesn’t matter because it’s just a stream and you drink from it when you’re thirsty.

But enough about that. The important point here is that Twitter is where I met Sally aka the Practical Archivist and she’s totally great.

And Sally sent me to this Tracing the Tribe post with the Yiddischer Charleston. Excellent.

Sally is @sally_j on Twitter and you can also follow @TracingTheTribe if you like too.

Item! My chicken is your chicken!

I’ve lost track of all the weekly check-ins that have started in response to my Friday Chicken posts.

Now Rohan Mitchell is doing one too. You should take a look.

Also, while we’re doing the round of weekly chickens, nice one from Chas this week. Intense. Good stuff.

Rohan is @RohanM on Twitter and Chas is @HarveyParadox.

Item! The truth about ducks!

Well, not the truth. A truth.

But definitely about ducks.

A fine essay. And one that’s indirectly connected to how I ended up living with Selma.

Item! Uplevel should not be a verb!

Or, really, any other sort of word either.

Someone seriously told me this week that I needed [something or other] to “uplevel my business”.

Yes, still annoyed. As far as I’m concerned, the whole point of working from home is not having to hear bullshit words (or Bolshevik words, if you’re Stu, my voice-to-text software) from someone’s marketing department.

Uplevel? I was already getting hives just from “take it to the next level”. What am I going to do with uplevel?

Item! This is the most fascinating post I’ve read all week!

It’s called called Mental Images and it’s at Lucy’s Respect the Sparkle blog and you should read it.

“I have a related impression that I am mind-numbingly dull. I’m not 100% sure this is accurate.”

It’s thoughtful and well-written and there are some really great concepts in here. Plus did I mention that the blog is called Respect the Sparkle? Because that is a pretty great concept too.

I definitely don’t respect the sparkle enough. But I’m going to pay attention to it more.

EDIT: She’s @lucyviret on Twitter. My mistake!

Item! I’m friends with a User Experience hero!

Nathan Bowers is one of my all-time favorite Twitter friends. He was also one of my first Twitter friends. And he’s the one who talked me into going to SXSW.

And he’s the one who gave me an insane amount of feedback and advice when I first launched this blog. And he’s a sweetheart.

He’s also a superhero. Not even kidding. And his new User Experience hero blog is kicking all kinds of ass.

I’m especially loving the Screenshots of Doom bit. Screenshots of Doom! YES!

And, of course, he’s @NathanBowers on Twitter.

That is all.

Happy reading.

And happy Blustery Windsday. See you tomorrow.

The Fluent Self