Guess what tomorrow is?

The Day of the Lentil Game That Does Not Always Involve Lentils.

Oh yes.

Three years running makes it an official tradition, apparently.

Each year on American Thanksgiving, I come up with my annual list of 77 Things That Don’t Completely Suck.

And then we play a game that possibly involves lentils but does not have to.

It’s my way of avoiding the messy cultural stuff, the Perils of Forced Gratitude (weirdly enough, it’s really just one guy) and all sorts of other things that I dislike.

And to sneak into some genuine appreciation. But only if I feel like it.

I’ve been doing this for years, and this will be the third year that we do it here.

This time will be slightly different.

This is because I am at the Rally (Rally!), projectizing up a storm.

And not just any Rally but the Great Ducking Out.

The list of 77 might take me slightly longer to compile and I might need additional lentils, but will I definitely still share it all here. Tradition is tradition!

And then Selma and I will hang out with the Rallions while they eat extremely drool-worthy pie.

Brandied pear dark chocolate ginger streusel pie. Salted vanilla caramel apple pie.

It is tragic that you are not here with us. But maybe next year. Would be grand.

In the meantime…

Here is the 2008 list of 77 Things.

And here is the one from last year.

If you’d like to begin compiling your own list, (and looking for lentils), go for it.

If you would like to create a ridiculous pie or put on a hat, that is welcome too.

And I will wish you a safe and happy being-where-you-are for all of us, and ease-filled traveling for everyone who is on the way to somewhere else. See you tomorrow!

Also, I must share a photo of the hat-collection part of the Costumery at the Playground. This is where I’m getting all my hats.

The Fluent Self