Fluent Self Item!A somewhat goofy mini-collection of stuff I’ve been reading, stuff I’ve been thinking about and oh, some completely random crap.

Basically the stuff that never gets mentioned here because I’m not the kind of person who can just make some teeny little point. Not into the whole brevity thing, as the Dude would say.

Actually, I’m under the strict compulsion to write ten pages about anything on my mind. So this is me. Practicing brevity.

Seriously? 59 Wednesdays?

Let’s do this one a bit differently.

Item! Post No. 59 in a sometimes-on-a-Wednesday series that is occasionally delightful and, more often, both a cause and a cure for Internet Hangover.

Item! Things that are sweet.

I was following an assortment of rabbit holes, and wound up on some completely gorgeous food blogs.

Because last week’s fix of Ezra Pound Cake was not enough, apparently.

And yes, I get that it’s odd for someone who doesn’t eat meat or sugar to spend time on food blogs drooling over pictures of things she doesn’t want and can’t have.

But there’s just something about the presentation and the pretty.

So. My latest obsession is Kylie and Adriana’s Thin Crust Deep Dish.

I like that they self-identify in lists. Oh how I love lists.

The writing is terrific. The pictures are stunning. Plus slug mud pies and lavender-scented strawberry jam.

  • “fried eggs
  • homemade mayonnaise
  • roasted kale
  • anything in a wine sauce
  • blackberry kefir”

And through them I also ended up at on a bunch of other sites, my favorite of which was this beautiful and entertaining romp of a recipe for ice cream flower pot worm things.

The pictures! The phrase “Oreo topsoil”! Joy.

Adriana and Kylie are @TCrustDDish on Twitter.

Item! Things I’m brunching that are exciting.

Aside from the monster coloring book that was just announced, big things are … well, brewing for the Playground Fun Brewing project.

The biggest right now is a non-retreat. A 4+ day thing in Portland of Punk Rock Shivanauttery.

It’s brain-changing destuckification and it’s awesome and considerably less expensive than my regular retreats.

With music from the Playlist of Inappropriateness. So be warned. There will be Old Turkish Lady yoga too, just to mix things up.

I just told some people yesterday and right now there are seven seats left.

Seriously. The fun and the breakthroughs. Will be epic. Here’s the page with all the details.

Item! Things other people are brunching that are exciting.

Naomi Dunford, love of my life, abuser of my duck’s reputation and general sayer-of-inappropriate-things, is also doing a thing that probably rocks.

I say probably because (disclosure):

  1. I am kind of lazy have been getting really into my napping thing
  2. I have not actually read the sales page for her class yet so I do not know what it is about other than that it helps with money drama.
  3. But I do know about money drama and how it is not fun and makes for intense stuckification.
  4. And that Naomi’s probably not charging enough.
  5. And that any class whose alternate title is ” What Kind Of A Moron Pees On Their Own Boot?” has to be pretty entertaining.

She’s @IttyBiz on Twitter.

Item! Lists.

I adore naming things.

As you know from my Metaphor Mouse posts. And my Fake Band of the Week in the Friday Chickens. And from the fact that my blog has its own glossary (The Glossary: it makes your hair all shiny!).

And from that time we named the moons. And then we named the rain too.

Well. I have been naming my lists.

Specifically lists of iguanas (things that I don’t really feel like doing) and Chickens (reports on things I’m working on).

Actually, this has kind of inspired a trend at our Kitchen Table program of people giving their lists wonderful, silly, inspiring names. And if they ever give me permission I might reprint some of those brilliant titles here.

But in the meantime, I was just enjoying this list of some of my lists:

  • Six impossible iguanas before brunch? With extra ketchup?
  • Oh this iguana needs a fancypants HAT box!
  • Watch out, this iguana is putting on the rhinestone gloves
  • Metaphor Mouse, meet Iguana and Chicken.
  • “I’d gladly pay you Toozday for a (veggie) Iguanaburger today” chicken
  • Crazed Iguana Bedrest Chicken
  • Havi’s Cranky 45 Minute Iguana (Doesn’t Like The Monday)
  • Havi’s monster wonders why even bother chicken
  • Zen chicken is not feeling very zen
  • Mapping chicken (not a chicken map though because that would be weird)
  • Havi spotted doing the macarena with a Crazed Iguana. Reports to follow!
  • Stuckified iguanability: I am baby steps mcgee
  • Havi’s shivanautical roller derby writing iguana crap crap crap
  • Havi’s chicken crosses the road and makes a pass at an iguana

Yes.

I get that it shouldn’t make it easier to get stuff done just because you gave your list of things-in-progress a funny name. But it does.

Item! Three things I’m working on this week.

From my journal.

  • Saying no so lovingly and graciously that it doesn’t feel like there is something being lost on either side.
  • Recognizing how hard it is for me to trust that this time will be different than last time.
  • Using Shiva Nata to untangle an old narrative that interprets situations as betrayal when they aren’t.

And that’s my week.

Item! Comments! Here’s what I want this time:

  • Things you’re thinking about.
  • Good names for lists! Like George. Or Stella. Or Baby Steps McGee.
  • What you would like to know, if anything, in a class/program/thing about writing Very Personal Ads

My commitment.
I am committed to giving time and thought to the things that people say. Even though asking for what I want still feels awkward for me, I’m just going to remind myself that this is a thing I’m practicing.

That is all.

Happy reading.

And happy Blustery Windsday. But a balmy one if you’re Claire. See you tomorrow.

The Fluent Self