What's in the gallery?
We dissolve stuck and rewrite patterns. We apply radical playfulness to life (when we feel like it!), embarking on internal adventures (credo of Safety First). We have a fake band called Solved By Cake. We build invisible sanctuaries, invent words and worlds, breathe awe and wonder.
We are not impressed by monsters. Except when we are. We explore the connections between internal territories and surrounding environment to learn what marvelously supportive delicious space feels like, and how to take exquisite care of ourselves. We transform things.* We glow wild.**
* For example: Desire, fear, worry, pain-and-trauma, boundaries, that problematic word which rhymes with flaweductivity.
** Fair warning: Self-fluency has been known to lead to extremely subversive behavior, including treasuring yourself unconditionally, unapologetically taking up space, experiencing outrageously improbable levels of self-acceptance, and general rejoicing in aliveness.
What's in the gallery?
We dissolve stuck and rewrite patterns. We apply radical playfulness to life (when we feel like it!), embarking on internal adventures (credo of Safety First). We have a fake band called Solved By Cake. We build invisible sanctuaries, invent words and worlds, breathe awe and wonder.
We are not impressed by monsters. Except when we are. We explore the connections between internal territories and surrounding environment to learn what marvelously supportive delicious space feels like, and how to take exquisite care of ourselves. We transform things.* We glow wild.**
* For example: Desire, fear, worry, pain-and-trauma, boundaries, that problematic word which rhymes with flaweductivity.
** Fair warning: Self-fluency has been known to lead to extremely subversive behavior, including treasuring yourself unconditionally, unapologetically taking up space, experiencing outrageously improbable levels of self-acceptance, and general rejoicing in aliveness.
Closing Doors.
I wrote a post about closing doors.
And then lost it.
The post, yes?
Which is kind of interesting, given that a lot of what I had to say about closing doors had to do with order.
Anyway.
I am in the process of ordering things. Not around. Just figuring out some new sequences and structures and putting things in their place.
Ending things that need to be ended.
Closing all the doors that need closing.
Here are the questions I’m asking myself today:
- What doors can I close right now?
- What would make my life easier right now?
- What will make this more lighthearted and playful?
- What here needs order?
- And what here could do with a little intentional chaos?
So. Here’s what came up.
What doors can I close right now?
Hmmm.
Most of what’s coming up seems to use the formula of “Follow up with [X] about [Y] so that I can [Z].”
Not a great formula. Because of the built-in iguanas (iguana = anything you don’t feel like doing). Inowanna!
Okay. So stepping around the iguanas for now. What doors can still be closed without having to encounter an iguana?
- I can look for an awesome replacement flashlight (Etsy?)
- Gather my list of questions for the next Drunk Pirate Council.
- 45 minutes of de-piling the pile (and putting the iguanas aside as they show up)
What would make my life easier and/or better right now?
- Clearing away these dishes.
- Inventing a kooky ritual.
- Permission to not have to look at that one thing I thought was going to get some love yesterday but didn’t because I was too depressed about our Rose City Rollers not making it to Nationals.
- A grilled cheese sandwich.
What will make this more lighthearted and playful?
- Going for a walk to clear my head before I need it.
- Music.
- Getting out the fabulous rhinestone gloves.
- Did I say grilled cheese sandwich? I did. Still want one.
What here needs order?
- This giant pile of doom.
- The fog in my head.
- The sequence of doors that need closing.
And what here could do with a little intentional chaos?
Everything, probably.
It’s like in Shiva Nata when we intentionally step into chaos in order to regroup.
We intentionally choose the flailing and the confusion to force the brain to generate creative solutions.
And then we systematically build new patterns. While following exact mathematical sequences.
So aside from doing some Dance of Shiva to The Clash …
What else will give me that sensation of intentional chaos?
What can I turn upside down?
You know what? I’m going to mess up the pile and spread it all over the floor.
And then pretend that there is a sequence to it. And look for clues. And then eat a grilled cheese sandwich.
Play with me?
You can close some doors.
Or ask what would make things easier.
Or find out what needs order and/or chaos? Or have a sandwich.
I would love some company on this one. Because it’s iguana city around here.
As always, we make nice in the comments. We let people have their own experience (because we’re all working on our stuff).
And we don’t give advice (unless someone asks).
Big love to you on this seriously Monday-esque Monday.
Very Personal Ads #66: now I kind of have to give this one a stupid name.
Personal ads. They’re … personal! Very.
So my itty bitty personal ads made me realize that it’s time to make a regular practice of trying to feel okay asking for stuff.
Even when the asking thing feels weird and conflicted.
Ever since I posted the first one asking my perfect house to find me, which united me with Hoppy House, I have been a fan of the madness that is personal ads.
And now it’s my Sunday ritual for clarity and remembering and stuff like that. Yay, ritual!
Let us dooo eeeet.
Thing 1: a name for a thing.
Here’s what I want:
There is a technique that I use when I’m projectizing.
It is extremely useful. I have no idea what to call it. And it’s complicated to describe.
So it really needs a name so that I can reference it (hey, I’m doing the thing that I always do) and teach it (hey, you can use this thing I do as another unlikely way to approach destuckifying whatever isn’t working).
Ways this could work:
Not sure. Maybe I’ll do some writing about this at the Kitchen Table, and see if people can help me out.
My commitment.
To come up with at least four examples.
To take notes.
To be patient with this.
To invoke Metaphor Mouse.
To trust that something will come, just like it did with naming the business.
Thing 2: a non-violent workout.
Here’s what I want:
This is kind of a follow-up to last week’s ask about spending more conscious time with my body.
So. I’ve been doing that in various ways and it’s been up and down. Mostly up.
But then I went to a pilates class and it was just … I was not right people for this particular class.
What I’d like:
To find a class (maybe dance routines, aerobics) that is laid back and pleasurable.
Where I can practice being with my body in ways that are mindful and experimental and maybe even joyful. And not constantly looking at the clock wondering when the torture is going to end.
Ways this could work:
I will do more internet research and ask around.
When asking, I will try to be really clear about what I don’t want — no violence, nothing with a ridiculous name, no yoga classes. And about my personal definitions and parameters.
Violence = anything that is about push push push instead of meet yourself where you are.
Ridiculous = acronyms, uncreatively smooshed-together words or anything with a trademark.
I don’t care how great Zumba is. I’m not going to do it because it’s called Zumba. Same for M.E.L.T. Same for Yogalates. Same for Pilyogics. Or Pilogarobics.
[Sincere apologies to any Zumba or Piloyoga teachers. I’m sure the thing you teach is fabulous. And I am probably missing out on it by being shallow and opinionated. That is the price I pay for being overly sensitive to words. My loss.]
And yes, I’m aware that I also teach something with a very problematic name (hello, Dance of Shiva), but that’s because it’s from an ancient practice. And at least I’m not calling it Shivoga or anything.
Yoga = the love of my life. So the problem is not that I don’t like Hatha yoga and all yoga. It’s that I love it way too much.
Having taught for years while studying with the best minds in the field has made it extremely tricky to find a good fit. It’s better for me to stick to my own practice.
My commitment.
To hold off on this while I’m in my hormonal funk of hating everything.
To make room for the possibility that there is something I might like. And if there isn’t, to use my vast experience of teaching and doing teacher trainings to invent something.
To do some tramping while I figure this out.
Thing 3: patterns.
Here’s what I want:
Working on two, old, stuckified patterns that keep coming up. Possibly (probably) related.
Needing some help and focus with this.
Ways this could work:
I can dance on it some more, and use Shiva Nata to zap my brain and generate some epiphanies.
Writing. Lots of writing.
Talking to some monsters.
My commitment.
Patience.
Love.
Sweetness.
Curiosity.
Balls.
Thing 4: Rallions!
Here’s what I want:
Two more lovely people to decide they’re coming to Rally (Rally!) with us on the 11th.
Ideally these two people will do this before Toozday, because I’m pretty sure that’s when the early brunch price ends. And because if you’re flying (we have people coming from Texas, New Mexico, Colorado and Washington), you want to book flights.
Ways this could work:
I can remember to tell you guys about it.
We could put up the rest of the new copy.
My commitment.
To madly adore everyone coming and buy them presents. Rally!

Progress report on past Very Personal Ads.
Just to update you on what’s happened since last time.
Let’s see. I wanted an organization to take our refrigerator, and while the refrigerator is still with us, I got three excellent suggestions for good places. Now I just need to call them.
(Next VPA: progress on the phone phobia!)
Then I asked for projectizing progress. And that definitely happened. Thank goodness for the Playground. It is the best place in the entire world for getting stuff done. Magical.
And I wanted more time with my body, and yes. More to do there, but feeling good about this. Then there was another Rally-related ask, and we have some absolutely amazing people coming so I’m excited.
I love that we do this. Seriously, this ritual has turned into my favorite part of the week.

Comment zen. Here’s what I’d love today.
- Your own personal ads, small or large. Things you’ve asked for. Or are asking for. Or would like to ask for. Or updates on last time!
What I’d rather not have:
- The word “manifest”.
- To be told how I should be asking for things.
- To be judged, psychoanalyzed or given advices.
Wishing love and good things for your Very Personal Ads! So glad for everyone doing this with me.
Friday Chicken #113: the Schmoppet visits the Frolicsome Bar.
Because it’s Friday AGAIN. And because traditions are important. In which I cover the good stuff and the hard stuff in my week, trying for the non-preachy, non-annoying side of self-reflection.
And you get to join in if you feel like it.
Well, well. Friday.
You look different somehow. New haircut? Hard to say.
But yes. It’s Friday. So let’s chicken.
The hard stuff
So tired of wearing ear plugs.
The screaming baby next door has now turned into the screaming baby next door being “comforted” by recordings of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star at top volume.
I am going out of my mind.
So now I leave for the Playground at seven in the morning. But there’s construction there so basically it all sucks for Highly Sensitive Person Me.
Also, ear plugs don’t really work. They sort of work. But I can still hear that itsy bitsy spider navigating the stupid spout, over the shrieking and the barking and the leaf blower.
Oh, and it’s too hot to close the windows.
While I’m complaining. Let’s talk about the heat.
I moved to Portland because I look good in layers. Add a little fog and a light drizzle and I’m in my element.
At home among the translucent freckled people who inhabit this delightfully grey part of the world.
Fine, so it’s sunny in the spring. And the summer. But it’s OCTOBER already.
I want fall and I want it now and I do not want to have to keep un-retiring my flip-flops and the fan.
First person who says “don’t complain” or “oh but you’ll miss the sun in December” gets glared at.
Our poor sad tree.
The gorgeous Hoppy House maple is feeling sickly and has giant disgusting fungal stuff.
It is — knock on tree — going to survive but we have been very worried. Also, after a two week series of unexpected expenses that would not end, another $800 for tree care is a little unsettling.
But honestly? I adore that tree so much that it hurts.
Voice.
First I read two posts that sounded like me to the point of parody.
Usually I don’t pay much attention to all the “imitation as flattery” stuff that swirls around the internet, because that’s kind of part of this weird thing that is online celebrity.
But actually it’s pretty disconcerting to realize that you are parody-able.
Then I read something else lifted verbatim from a class I taught. And I have no idea what to do with that.
Discomfort. Doubt. Not knowing what to say or do.
And then feeling self-conscious, which makes it really hard to write. So I’ve been avoiding reading even more than usual.
The good stuff
Day off!
Day off! Day off!
Oh, that is a good thing. It is such a good thing.
We went to Hood River and I got to do lots of nothing. Like rolling down a hill and cloud-watching.
And buying presents for the Playground at a shop whose tagline is “good books and bad art”. Nice.
Already planning the next one.
The most fabulous people coming to the Rally.
Oh, as if I weren’t already excited enough.
Some seriously wonderful people on their way to Rally (Rally!) and I can’t wait.
Closing doors.
I taught a class where we went through a process of symbolically closing doors.
And I have been closing so many doors in the past week, both in my business and in my home.
Finally finally updated the events page.
Set up three new forum boards at the Kitchen Table.
Moving stuff out. Moving stuff in. This feels good.
Bing!
The epiphanies. Are being had.
Yay Shiva Nata. Yay napping. Yay journaling. Yay bathtime.
I had so many outrageous ideas this week that my arms hurt from scribbling.
Huh. Turns out this business-on-Facebook thing is kind of fun. .
The fabulous Secret Bar is now officially the Frolicsome Bar (FB) — thanks Liz!
And while I am still feeling slow and confused … it’s a pretty neat thing.
More to come. And I shall put up Schmoppet videos there too. Oh yes.
The page, if you wish to play: http://www.facebook.com/TheFluentSelf
Eating in the sukkah.
Love.
Play!
So I have been writing all week about playing. And this has been making me play more. Tearing it up!
And having all sorts of shivanautical insights about what playing means and why it’s important.
And then Kel sent me this link about a company in Pittsburgh that has a pirate ship and whose motto is this:
“The best work comes out of the spirit of play.” — George Davison
Yes.
This was a really nice thing to receive.
Reprinted from the sweet-letters file, with permission:
“I just really want to tell you that reading your blog feels like having a huge weight lifted off of you that had been there so long you forgot it was there, while simultaneously having someone gently wrap a soft fuzzy blanket around your shoulders at the exact moment you realize you are chilly. Lean into it and sigh, and face the day from a better place.
“Hugs to you and Selma. And thank you. You know, for being you and for writing this blog.”
Oh! Thank you.
And … playing live at the meme beach house it’s the Fake Band of the Week!
My brother and I have this thing where we come up with ridiculous band names and then say in this really pretentious, knowing tone, “Oh, well, you know, it’s just one guy.”
This week’s band is known for their unlikely sound. And the way something always happens right after the opening act that has nothing to do with the show.
Implausible McGuffin.
Gotta love them. But of course it’s just one guy.
Some of the fun presents that arrived this week.
The Schmoppet! From Amy.
He is a puppet. An extremely opinionated, crazed extrovert puppet with a limited vocabulary. Who plays air guitar. I ADORE him.
Then Char sent an unbelievably soft blanket that the Schmoppet has taken for himself. It’s a muppet pelt or something. It is divine.
And there was something else (not a cucumber) that wowed me but now I can’t remember what it was. Next time.
That’s it for me …
And yes yes yes, of course you can join in my Friday ritual right here in the comments bit if you feel like it.
Yeah? Anything hard and/or good happen in your week?
And, as always, have a glorrrrrrrrrrrrious day and a restful weekend-ing.
And a happy week to come. Shabbat shalom
Playing.
Not a big secret that this is something I care about. I write kind of a lot about play and playing. See: yesterday and … pretty much everything else.
Also, I have a Playground, a dedicated space for extreme goofballery.
And tomorrow we begin the fourth quarter at the Kitchen Table, and guess what the theme is? PLAY. Fabulous.
But I haven’t really explained why play is so important. And I can’t.
Not yet. Not like this.
I’m going to need the Schmoppet. And possibly some monsters. And a feather boa. And a duck. Wait, I already have the duck.
But in the meantime, while I hunt around for the damn video camera … I will say this:
Play is the missing ingredient. The secret sauce. That thing that makes everything else easier.
Add play and stir.
Play is vital because otherwise all this self-work self-help working on your crap blah process gunk is exhausting and not fun.
Play takes the piss out of the self-seriousness.
Play gives you permission to not have to get everything right. To experiment and be curious and declare amnesty and to hide in blanket forts. Like at the Rally. (Rally!)
Play makes scary things accessible. And possible.
This is what play does.
It makes deconstructing your patterns less heavy. It dissolves should.
Big (and sometimes intimidating) words get smaller. And sillier.
Big words that I don’t generally use here. Like Forgiveness, Clarity, Faith, Gratitude, Prosperity, Sovereignty.
Okay, I do say sovereignty a lot, but only when I’m wearing my extremely hot sovereignty boots.
The point is: play makes everything feel less … hopeless.
- Play makes forgiveness lighter.
- It makes clarity not so blindingly bright.
- It gives levity to faith.
- It turns gratitude into a game (that you only play when you feel like it)
- It takes prosperity and makes it lighthearted and exploratory and fun.
- It turns sovereignty practice into a ridiculous improv class with people you adore.
It infuses rituals with hilarity. And it gives you permission to get messy.
Play is permission.
If I am playing with destuckification and rewriting my patterns, I don’t have to worry about how or when or why things are shifting. Or if I’m doing it right.
I can’t explain it better than that. This is the part again about how epiphanies are stupid because you can’t put them into words.
But I know this in my body. I know it. I know this in a “this is why the buddha laughed” sort of way.
I have been taking life too seriously.
And not taking play seriously enough.
Selma and I will be back with a Schmoppet. Maybe tomorrow. And it still won’t make sense. But at least we’ll be playing.
Five is for the five year plan!*
I am not a planning sort of person.
But when I first started my company, I read seven hundred and fifty million websites about writing business plans. And at least ten library books and back issues of a bunch of online noozletters.
The majority of these expressed the opinion that not having a plan is incredibly stupid.
Some were less obnoxious about it than others, but basically they said it’s foolhardy and wasteful to not plan, so hurry up and get to it.
That if you want to get somewhere, you can’t just wander around aimlessly because guess what, that won’t get you there.
Fine. Whatever. So I wrote a plan.
I wanted a plan mainly because I was applying for a grant. And I was applying for a grant because I had no money and no idea what I was doing. Which is hard when you’re also on a mission to make important things happen.
The plan-writing was very stressful and time-consuming. Also completely depressing.
And I didn’t know about not sharing information about your tiny sweet thing with people who don’t have context, so I showed it to [X] and asked him for advice.
“Really? Your mission is to help thousands of people around the world with this? Thousands? Around the world? That’s great, honey, but maybe you want to start with something a little more realistic.”
Anyway. I didn’t apply for the grant. I threw away the plan. Five years passed. The plan was forgotten.
And then. Last week I remembered the plan.
Hey, it’s been nearly five years. Or it will be soon.
And you know what?
I do help thousands of people around the world. Every day. With this blog and with our products and programs. Huh. Whaddya know.
But not just that.
The astronomical-seeming (to me, at the time) figures that I projected the business would be bringing in?
They made me want to throw up, but I put them in anyway because I wanted it to seem like this terrifying experiment could — theoretically — be crazy successful.
So. We’re doing way better than that, as it turns out.
In fact, we’re doing better than all the projections. Than anything I could have projected.
Of course, I did it the hard way and worked myself to the bone for most of those years.
And I was wrong about all sorts of other things too.
But really, just about everything I wrote down came true. The how wasn’t anything like what I was trying to imagine it, but if you look at the end result, all the projections were on target.
So. Where am I going with this?
Two places.
1. Not having a plan is not a big deal.
So I don’t do plans. And that’s okay.
Sure, I do maps. Loose ones. And wish-pondering. And Very Personal Ads. I think about what I want and why I want it and what my relationship is with the wanting.
I work on my stuff. I figure out what needs destuckifying and what I’m afraid of and what my monsters have to say about it.
And then I use Shiva Nata to be smarter than everyone else give me hot buttered epiphanies so I can innovate and keep things sparkly.
But mostly I observe where I’m where I’m going and check in to find out if this seems like a good thing.
Pirate queens don’t have firm objectives. I don’t try to always steer the ship in one particular direction. I am open to stopping at unexpected and unlikely ports. And to hiding out on islands.
2. It’s a Useful Exercise to write down what you want. Maybe … in a plan.
Even though I still don’t really like plans, I’m writing a five year plan right now.
Just to mess with me-from-five-years-from-now.
(Though I may ask Metaphor Mouse to help me give it a better name.)
And I’m putting some completely outrageous things in there.
Oh, the projections I’m projecting. They’re preposterous! Really, the things I’m planning for are ludicrous to the point of hilarity.
But I don’t care. Because I did it before and surprised myself. So what the hell. Why not.
Here’s a super important thing to keep in mind.
Success happens exponentially.
But our brains often can’t conceptualize exponential growth. At least, mine can’t. Not easily.
When everything goes well, it doesn’t go from two to four to six to eight.
It’s more like going from two to four to a hundred.
It feels weird to project that kind of growth because it doesn’t seem right. It can’t be real. There’s no rationale.
Sure you could go from three fans to six fans if they each tell someone about you. But hundreds? Thousands? Why would that happen?
So even though I know from experience that growth can happen exponentially, it’s still easier to imagine things happening sequentially.
So we’re limited in our perception of what’s actually possible.
And that’s okay.
I don’t think it matters. Because it’s about play.
If projections scare you and set off your monsters, don’t do them.
If projections are exciting and send you off into worlds of possibility, yay.
If it’s fun to chart out plans and how things could work one way or another, go for it.
If planning stresses you out, and you’d rather just plant small wishes on the Sunday Very Personal Ads, that’s good too.
The main thing is this:
Is biggification turning into a dreaded, stressful, painful thing? Oh no! That sucks.
That’s why we want to work on our stuff, and wear feather boas and talk to walls and have foxes design our video games.
Because your thing (your art, your music, your blog, your teaching, your business) exists to be a source of good.
And when we’re miserable — because the experts say we need a plan or because we believe the people who can’t see possibility — that makes everything so much harder.
And I will say one more thing about play.
Play is NOT childish. Wanting to play is NOT childish. Play is the stuff of life and the essence of biggification.
We can play with writing a plan or we can play with not writing a plan. Or we can finger-paint a plan with chocolate pudding. Or we can do Ironic Aerobics while wearing a tiara.
But let’s play. Let’s play like we mean it.
A five year plan! To play, play, play and dance, dance, dance.

* And the lyrics! ♫
(For everyone who didn’t go to socialist summer camp when they were kids.)
Who will sing me nine, oh red fly the banners high? I will sing you nine, oh red fly the banners high!
Nine! Nine! The months of labor!
Eight! Eight! The Workers’ State!
Seven is for the day of rest, so the workers keep their zest.
Six! Six! The workers’ week.
Five is for the five year plan.
Four the years we did it in.
Three, three, the rights of the People!
Two is for the workers’ hands, soiled and toiled and horny hard.
One is for the workers’ unity which evermore shall be. Hey!
My childhood, while screwed up in so many other ways, was clearly AWESOME.
And comment zen for the comment blanket fort.
Come play!
Make plans with me. Or don’t make plans. Or share stories about planning and not planning and ways to biggify that aren’t about what we think we should do but what is pleasurable and meaningful and full of curiosity and love.
As always, we let people have their own experience so no unsolicited advice.